On the eight day of Christmas

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Its  the day before our quadmeet so
I need to practice with Xavier people.

On the seventh day of Christmas

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I dreamt  about a Korean guy he was smiling  through my veins

and looking deep inside my soul

on the sixth day of christmas

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on the sixth day of Christmas i'm so manly. I dont play with legos anymore. 
Here is my pal Derik with his personal haiku... <3 i love his eyes. 


Jedai, Brules mon coeur


Comme un million de soleil


Un brules de l'amour

on the fifth day of christmas

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I am so jealous of Miko the guy in yellow. I want to be kissed by Kenjee. 
Im so sad......... 

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On the fifth day of Christmas I slept for 21 hours
because we didn't  sleep in the sleepover so I didn't do
anything.

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On the fourth day of Christmas

we had a Christmas party I didn't
that Gio is so vain   
I am in looooooooooooooooooove with him. he's the one in the right side the one who looks so sexy. 

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On the third day of Christmas
I told the star a wishing star to see
Santa clause's abs

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On the second day of Christmas I will

tell my dad that if he won't give me gift
"no gift no son" 

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In the first day of Christmas there is no gift in the Christmas tree 

I think my "Ninangs" and "Ninongs are dead.

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I like nacho cheese
it gives me real smelly farts
and smelly poops too

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I am so angry

i throw poop on people's car
his car is dirty

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i had a dream crap
that i was eating nuts crap
its really weird crap

(i always lack one syllable so i put crap)

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                                Fail!!!!!!!!!!!

My new racquet

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The Spira 21 is the latest racquet from Victor. As I write, I’m not sure where this racquet sits within the increasing Victor range. I expect it’s somewhere at the top end close to the excellent Bravesword series.

It’s a good looking racquet in black and grey, with red, white and orange. As you would expect, it arrived in a really good looking full length, high quality racquet bag in black and red with silver piping and bold writing.

Grip size is G3 which is the smaller of the two grip sizes on Victor racquets. It’s equivalent to a size 3.5 inches or Yonex G4, which is a bit confusing. Weight is unknown as I write this review and will be updated when I have the data from Victor. Maximum recommended stringing tension is 30lbs so it’s got to be very strong and should be extremely popular in the Asian market where strings tensions are so much higher.

My favorite movie before

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I used to watch this 3-4 times a day. 

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Badminton is a racquet sport played by either two opposing players (singles) or two opposing pairs (doubles), who take positions on opposite halves of a rectangular court that is divided by a net. Players score points by striking a shuttlecock with their racquet so that it passes over the net and lands in their opponents' half of the court. A rally ends once the shuttlecock has struck the ground, and each side may only strike the shuttlecock once before it passes over the net.
The shuttlecock (or shuttle) is a feathered projectile whose unique aerodynamic properties cause it to fly differently from the balls used in most racquet sports; in particular, the feathers create much higher drag, causing the shuttlecock to decelerate more rapidly than a ball. Shuttlecocks have a much higher top speed, when compared to other racquet sports. Because shuttlecock flight is affected by wind, competitive badminton is played indoors. Badminton is also played outdoors as a casual recreational activity, often as a garden or beach game.
Since 1992, badminton has been an Olympic sport with five events: men's and women's singles, men's and women's doubles, and mixed doubles, in which each pair consists of a man and a woman. At high levels of play, the sport demands excellent fitness: players require aerobic stamina, agility, strength, speed and precision. It is also a technical sport, requiring good motor coordination and the development of sophisticated racquet movements.

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                           Who is more gwapo?Daniel "bumbay" Hautea or Kenjee "ninja" Martinez Abao?
                           Daniel sent by god to be  "Americas next top model".Kenjee the disciple of Bruce Lee
                           to save mankind from sparkling gay vampires.Daniel failed to be the next americas top
                           model because he accidentally kick Tyra banks  in the face.Kenjee also failed to save
                           mankind from sparkling gay vampires because of the power puff girls already killed
                           Edward. 



                  

kenjee's story

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I have a friend
he almost got named ben

His name is Kenjee Abao
he doesn't look like a carabao

When he wore a polo
I taught he was Piolo

When he plays ping pong
he moves like ding dong

When he sings "i wanna be a billionaire"
he thinks about Denise Claire

Kenjee is an erdkinder
so he is gonna be a farmer

He has a friend name Alfred
they sleep in the same bed

His favorite actress is Angel Locsin
but she already married kenjee's cousin

His loves sport
because he could teleport

He loves basketball
He plays like Chris Paul

This is kenjee's story
not your story




 

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The "dindong dantes"in our school




                                          

seed story

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Tell me your story 
Is it like the seed's story? 
I am a seed, you are not a seed. 
I grow on your pots, you do not grow on our pots 
Tell me your story 
Yes. The seed story 

Who is your mom? I do not know 
When will it snow? I do not know 

Seeds are not smart nor is your heart 

When will I grow? We do not know. 
Follow the seed cycle and not the duck cycle 

Nathan, are you a seed? NO. 
I am shaped like a bead. Seeds do not learn 
Nor do they walk 
Nor do they talk 
And nor do they stalk 

When will they grow? We do not know. 
That's the seed's story. 
Yes. A love story.Tell me your story 
Is it like the seed's story? 
I am a seed, you are not a seed. 
I grow on your pots, you do not grow on our pots 
Tell me your story 
Yes. The seed story 

Who is your mom? I do not know 
When will it snow? I do not know 

Seeds are not smart nor is your heart 

When will I grow? We do not know. 
Follow the seed cycle and not the duck cycle 

Nathan, are you a seed? NO. 
I am shaped like a bead. Seeds do not learn 
Nor do they walk 
Nor do they talk 
And nor do they stalk 

When will they grow? We do not know. 
That's the seed's story. 
Yes. A love story.

love story 2

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LOVE Story 2

by KOBY & STANFORD



Tell me your story...
Is it a seed story?
No, is it a love story?
No, it's a love story...2

This is about a not so young girl
and a not so young boy nor an old girl

Karen nice hair
Allan nice chair

let's go on a date
so don't be late.
we went in a room
a dinning room
a dinner for two
a dinner for you

karen what do you like?
I want a bike
Allan what do you want?
I want a plant

Allan just go to the farm 
There is no harm.

Karen let's have a fight.
OK Allan let's have a fight.

Karen I'll bang your head in the post
Let's do this just don't propose.

Allan I'll put you in the locker 
Let's do this just don't throw a booger.

Karen let's have a divorce
just don't use a force

Karen I was just joking 
Just tell me what you're cooking

I'll be the prince and you'll be rapunzel 
it's alove story, baby just say yeah.

Allan I love you
Karen I love you too

This is the love story 2
not the toy story 2...

god story

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It's a GOD story. baby just say yeah..


By: Koby and Stanford


God can make a planet, we can even hardly make a net.

God can make the sun but gays can't even make a son.

God loves us all but Nicole only love coal.

God can hear our prayer. we can't even hear a player's prayer

We sin and we still don't put our trash in the trash bin.

God can make people but we can't even make a beetle.

God can make a seed but we can't even make a good deed.

God can make the world shake, I can't even swim in the lake.

I can't even make the dead rise, so don't give me a prize

This is God's story, not a love story..